Monthly Archives: March 2013

Couch Potato Awareness Month: Bracket Predictions

The time is here. No pontification necessary. The bracket, the tournament, Norfolk State. The madness has finally come. But who will prevail? Who will wear the slipper? Who will fall? I’m glad you asked. The Clausenator Crystal Ball has the … Continue reading

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The Cynicism Towards College Basketball

Recently, we have been inundated with statistics, and not the good, bracket-helping kind. We have seen countless articles, reports and Sports Illustrated cover stories about how college basketball just isn’t what it used to be. It’s not as innocent, it’s … Continue reading

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Kansas City Royals Spring Training, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and be Happy About a 12-2 Loss

The Royals are on a winning streak. The best winning streak they have most likely ever been on, in fact. Until yesterday, they had taken the Cactus League by storm, winning 11 in a row and striking fear into the … Continue reading

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